Grandma forgot her clothes and is doing drugs with college kids again

Kled let us go full degen for this. Avert your eyes.

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PJ Ace
September 25, 2025

I’m convinced you can build a 7-figure agency by doubling down on having an old people in underwear fetish.

I mean I don’t…or at least, I don’t think I do. Though I will do mushrooms and talk to my therapist more and report back on what childhood trauma these videos stem from.

The only way we could get her to keep top on was if we plugged her OnlyFans account and her Cashapp. Please don’t encourage Grandma.

With this new video (to watch, click on the X link above), I wanted to do something great. Pure art. None of the marketing gimmicks that you see brands using AI to do these days.

Don’t worry, we paid $47 to offset the carbon released in this bong-rip.

You may ask, PJ, how does this content coincide with your bible content? Well, Jesus hung around with tax collectors and sinners, and if you look closely, you can see him ministering to people in the background.

“Jesus I’m not sure if this is what you meant, but a lot of people are turning the other cheek here”

This was a blessed production, though I can’t say whether water was turned into Hennesey.

Okay, honestly, this was a very simple project from a process standpoint. I made it with two friends (“the Prompt Queens”) a week after I made the Kalshi video — so this is a 3 month old process that was entirely Veo 3 text-to-video.

Here’s the prompt structure so you can use it on whatever videos help you sleep at night:

A cinematic handheld close-up shaky camera shot at night, following a 90-year-old grandma riding on the back of a galloping alpaca through a suburban residential neighborhood. The grandma is wearing a sparkling, bejeweled USA flag bikini and a thick gold chain around her neck. Her wrinkled face is full of wild joy, gray hair flying wildly behind her. She is screaming at the top of her lungs, mouth wide open: “I GOT PAID $400 FOR UPLOADING PICS OF MY FEET!” Behind her, two college girls also wearing bikinis ride on their own alpacas, laughing and yelling, joining the wild chase. Police car lights flash red and blue in the distance, illuminating the neighborhood houses, mailboxes, and front lawns in chaotic bursts. The shaky handheld camera captures the intense energy, close on grandma’s face and upper body as the background blurs with speed. Streetlights and cop lights create harsh flickering highlights, casting deep shadows and chaotic streaks of light, emphasizing the reckless, rebellious midnight adventure. • Time of Day: Night, suburban street lit by streetlights and flashing police lights • Camera Type: Handheld digital cinema camera • Shot Type: Close-up shaky tracking shot, focusing on grandma’s face and upper body • Focus: Sharp on grandma, motion blur in background • Lighting: Mixed harsh artificial lighting from street lamps and cop car lights, creating dramatic highlights and shadows • Atmosphere: Wild, comedic, chaotic, rebellious • Audio (implied): Grandma’s loud screaming, college girls yelling, distant sirens, hooves pounding pavement

The first thing we aligned on was the script, focusing on the core messaging that Kled lets you upload anything and get paid.

Most of their users are college kids and so we wanted to set it in a wild night on campus of how they'd spend the money they made with Kled.

Had to wash my keyboard out with soap after writing this.

I then watched Project X religiously and pretended what my life would have been like if I wasn't such a World of Warcraft dweeb in college.

I've heard you need to get canceled to breach 100K followers on X, so please consider this picture my submission, please and thank you.

I’m very sorry to all the Fortune 500 company CMOs that follow my newsletter.

And then we just uploaded all the shot ideas into ChatGPT, turned them into prompts using the structure above and then repeatedly fought Google's censorship brigade for 2 weeks straight.

The shots that remain are the tame ones that google let through.

We did have cops on set but this one was a stripper.

Okay, blah blah blah, you now get how these ads are made, go forth and make degenerate videos and prosper.

I am working on an AI ad course at sometime before year’s end, in the meantime, I’d highly recommend my friend Rourke’s course. It’s seriously the best AI video course on the internet, click the link here to 10x your AI video skills!

Also, I’m a keynote speaker at MAICON, Freepik Conference and doing another appearance on Greg Isenberg’s show soon, so fun content to come! Let’s stay in touch!